Are you worthy of the Grumps?

Take this simple 5 question test. Give yourself 1 point for each 'yes'.

1) Are you interested in technology, sci-fi, music, or basically anything interesting?
2) Are you a geek, or grumpy?
3) Do you suspect that while surely there must be good in the world, "they" are probably out there.
4) Do you enjoy learning about new technology trends?
5) Did you already guess that YOU ARE NOT WORTHY, because the answer to all interweb machine questions are 'no'?

Score yourself:

0-2 points: You are likely running IE 5 on Windows 95. Please go back to playing Minesweeper.
3-4 points: There's hope for you yet. Subscribe now, before it's too late! !
5 points: Welcome, fellow Grump! (You're still not worthy.)